J5 Timeline

Friday, June 18, 2010

J5 Fashion Friday: Surely You Jest

We can see you, Tito. I know you think you're blending in there, posing with your brothers in their wild outfits. But even in this chorus line of crazy costumes, you still stand out like a tricked-out court jester. Did you think we wouldn't notice?

Look around. Jermaine is wearing a heart on the front of his shirt. Michael is wearing a heart on his cummerbund. Marlon is wearing hearts on his knees. Did you not get the memo about wearing your heart on your sleeve?

It's hard for me to say what's worse -- the black, white, and beige diamond pants with the too-large pattern, or the ugly flowered shirt that can't decide if it belongs in the Elizabethan era or at a Western rodeo. Or maybe it's just the odd combination of the two incompatible styles. The whole look is so wrong that even your signature apple cap looks like it's one feather short of a Renaissance Faire. And you know it's gotta be bad when your clothes are making what Jackie's wearing look good.

And don't try to hide behind your little brothers, Tito. We've seen you.

[For more photos from this session, visit MJ Photos Collectors]

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